Lyrics

Well I sat down at the bar
put my left hand on a glass
Called the bar tender said please bring some whiskey
So I can take it down so fast

Pour me one small finger of whisker and I’ll drink it down so fast
I don’t like cocaine but I gotta numb the pain so pour one finger in
this glass

Pour me two fingers of whiskey and I’ll pay with my wedding ring
My ring fingers only chore is to measure while you pour, now that
this ring doesn’t mean a thing

Pour me three fingers of whiskey and I’ll
dedicate this drink to Jim
A friend for life but I just caught him with
my wife so this middle finger’s just for him

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Pour me four fingers of whiskey, I’ll take
it neat in this glass
Pour me for fingers of whiskey and I’ll
drink it down so fast
Pour me four fingers of whiskey, I’ll take it
neat in this glass
Pour me four fingers of whiskey, Hey yeah!

Well I drank down my last swallow
and turned the glass over on its rim
I said I gotta go, gonna take these five knuckles and I’m gonna feed them right to Jim

This whiskey, this whiskey it’s goin to my mind
This whiskey, this whiskey, gonna sing it one more time (repeat)

I was headin’ to the door when the
bartender said you’ve been talking about
that left all night
But when pushin’ comes to shovin’,
cause he’s takin’ all your lovin’
watcha gonna do with that right

Well I thought for a while and gave a
little smile, said this may be hard to
understand
But once I make his nose break, I’ll give
his hand a shake and say thanks for
taking her off my hands
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